See this what we gon' do y'all
Re-cap the two-double-0-two y'all
R. Kelly got caught wildin'
He sold more sex videos than he did albums
A lot of y'all went down fam
Y'all did some dumb stuff for soundscan
The industry did Michael Jackson greasy
Brandy wasn't selling, so she put her pregnancy on TV
Cash money refused to flop
Baby said 'F-it, man, I'm takin' Juvenile spot
Christina Ag', she turned into a slut piece
For her record to sell, she let out all of her butt cheeks
Rap girls take a lesson from that
Cause nobody remembers a girl that made 'My Neck, My Back
And hip-hop was at it again
Suge came home and Slick Rick went back in
Man y'all took it to the streets again
But this year a lot of y'all caught beef again
J.D. and Dre started off dissin'
Then they stopped, when they found out nobody was listenin'
Then the IRS hauled J.D.'s cash off
Dre pro'lly in Cali now, laughin' his ass off
By now don't nothing amaze me
In the middle of the summer, man Nas went crazy
He was like, 'I got power Hot ain't gotta play me
All y'all wack and yes I was gon' lynch Jay-Z'
I guess he figured, 'Y'all ain't gon' punk me'
Admitted the payola and put Flex on front street
And Flex almost got banned
When he saw Steph Lover, he tried to speak wit his hands
And Steph thugged him like, 'I ain't about to get played'
She drove straight to the precinct like, 'I'm bout to get
P Diddy kept cruising, you wouldn't think
Half the year he didn't even have distribution
Y'all could front like y'all don't care
But this year, Goddamn, man Diddy was everywhere
And designers made doe
But we gotta burry Burberry, we can't wear that no mo'
And jerseys is next on the list
Y'all was wearing throwbacks of players that don't even
Shout out to the Clipse, they kept it on time
And hardest record of the year, that would have to be 'Grinding''
And Em' became the Elvis of rappin'
Justin tried to do it with Black music but it didn't happen
Man this year was a trip
And J. Lo and Ben will be over by time y'all hear this
War times Bush wanted action
But we was too busy worrying bout
What Missy was saying backwards
Snoop stopped smokin' endo
Michael Jackson put his baby out the window
Hot whip: the Escalade, I know you want one
The get back at the industry award goes to Cam'Ron
"Oh Boy" was huge, B
Dame gave him the VP and forgot to tell Jay-Z
You know what's more wild?
I watched 3LW grow up and turn into Destiny's Child
And that wasn't expected
Them broads lost 1 member and couldn't sell one record
Scarface made a classic
Mike Tyson got his ass kicked
A lot of rappers kept faking
Beyonce did a lot of dating
Kelly rushed a album off a joint with Nelly
And got the same results that Hype got when he made Belly,
She still look hot half the time
Funniest video of the year? Well that will have to be mine
Production? My mans and them got down
That would be the Neptunes, they got that hands down
By the rules you gotta play
And I swear that bet got stock in B2K
But that is another conversation
And Tweet know damn well that oops was about masterbation
Best of both worlds was sloppy
But damn, it still sold a million copies
If I was Hov' I would of told R, 'It's ok to cut
But do you how much tour money you just messed up?!'
And this year was still gutta
And fifty, fifty came back like a mutha'fucka
Still beefin' with Ja and Gotti
They could of chose Johhny, Ricky or Ralph, man, why they
What's left to say?
R.I.P. Left Eye Lopez and Jam Master Jay
And that's it for me
Its Skillz, I'll see y'all in two-double-0-three